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From: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#1]
 10 Dec 2017
To: ALL

My neighbor's cousin finally got married after living with his now wife for 25 years plus. My neighbor was in the wedding in Vegas. His cousin got married by a midget Elvis impersonator. LMAO!



Dave P

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From: The Edge (EDGEMAN1) [#2]
 10 Dec 2017
To: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#1] 11 Dec 2017

Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock!

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From: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#3]
 11 Dec 2017
To: The Edge (EDGEMAN1) [#2] 11 Dec 2017

When he told me last Sunday he was going to his cousin's wedding where the midget Elvis impersonator would perform the ceremony. I said, "No way!"

Dave P

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From: Anser (ANSERMAN) [#4]
 11 Dec 2017
To: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#1] 11 Dec 2017

Thankyaverrruhmuuch

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From: JJ (ELVIS) [#5]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#1] 12 Dec 2017

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From: mcsandy [#6]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#1] 14 Dec 2017

Elvis used to call his male member, "Little Elvis".

Pretty sure he is sneering on the wrong side of his mouth too...

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From: CROTHERS1 [#7]
 13 Dec 2017
To: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#1] 14 Dec 2017

Anything that involves not having to talk about "center pieces " and "renting tuxes" , I approve of.

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From: SK (SKRINSKY) [#8]
 13 Dec 2017
To: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#1] 14 Dec 2017

A quickie Vegas wedding with a midget Elvis? That's not unusual, if you lived in Vegas you'd see 100 of those every week.

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From: OrangeCrush [#9]
 14 Dec 2017
To: ALL

I was married in Vegas March 2007, I told my now EX "I want to be married by a black chinese midget Elvis" because THAT would be a story to last a life time!!! At the time there were no Elvis JP's in LV. They can be present during the ceremony but didn't do the actual marriage.

We did ours in the chapel at the Monte Carlo, 4 mths later they had that terrible fire and the chapel burned down. I told my ex, "see our marriage is going down in flames". Never knew I was a fortune teller!

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From: Boomslang (DAVE PINKSTON) [#10]
 17 Dec 2017
To: OrangeCrush [#9] 17 Dec 2017

I feel for you bud!

Dave P

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