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From: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1]
 12 Dec 2017
To: ALL

that isn't my nuts. Anyone know what that stuff is? I have a lot of it, especially on the left side. If the rest of my junk was proportional to my left nut, I could be in the pornos. As it is, though, I'm just an old dude with a big, saggy left nut. I would appreciate valid medical opinions, but conjecture is also welcome. Thanks much.

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From: OLB (RGK5) [#2]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1] 12 Dec 2017

Read this for some direction.

https://www.webmd.com/men/inflammation-testicle-orchitis#1

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From: Sparky [#3]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1] 12 Dec 2017

Hydrocele - https://www.healthline.com/health/hydrocele#treatment

I had this surgery 5-7 years ago, simple and quick. No recurrence.

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From: DO NOT CONGRATULATE (ELVIS) [#4]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1] 12 Dec 2017

Whatever you do, don't go to a doctor.

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From: No Dogma (RTEE2) [#5]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1] 12 Dec 2017

I can't help with the medical issue, but don't forget to tell your tailor that you dress to the left.

I hope you get this resolved quickly. Just don't ask that POS geddlemon for advice. ;)

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From: HTG (HOUTEXGOLFER) [#6]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1] 12 Dec 2017

It would help if you post a photo ...

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From: Robert (J_CLIMACUS) [#7]
 12 Dec 2017
To: HTG (HOUTEXGOLFER) [#6] 12 Dec 2017

quote:
It would help if you post a photo ...


No. It wouldn't.

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From: 糞ホール (BUCKET_LIST) [#8]
 12 Dec 2017
To: HTG (HOUTEXGOLFER) [#6] 12 Dec 2017

There already is too much information.

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From: Chris_MA (CHRIS_NH) [#9]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1] 12 Dec 2017

We can only hope that it’s your last shreds of dignity that are hiding in there - because they’re nowhere else to be found.

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From: HTG (HOUTEXGOLFER) [#10]
 12 Dec 2017
To: 糞ホール (BUCKET_LIST) [#8] 12 Dec 2017

I agree, my comment was not a serious suggestion, LOL.

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From: GO ChiSox!!!! (REBFAN73) [#11]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1] 12 Dec 2017

As seen in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo...

jihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJUtjMX37PU

EDITED: 12 Dec 2017 by REBFAN73

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From: Southside [#12]
 12 Dec 2017
To: HTG (HOUTEXGOLFER) [#6] 12 Dec 2017

quote: HTG (HOUTEXGOLFER)
It would help if you post a photo ...


Now how in the world would anyone be able to unsee that? I say just have the whole package removed to avoid any further complications.

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From: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#13]
 12 Dec 2017
To: OLB (RGK5) [#2] 12 Dec 2017

Thanks, but that doesn't sound like it.

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From: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#14]
 12 Dec 2017
To: No Dogma (RTEE2) [#5] 12 Dec 2017

quote: teensy weensy (RTEE2)
I can't help with the medical issue, but don't forget to tell your tailor that you dress to the left.

I hope you get this resolved quickly. Just don't ask that POS geddlemon for advice. ;)


Thanks. Yeah I read that he was a real POS.

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From: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#15]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Chris_MA (CHRIS_NH) [#9] 12 Dec 2017

quote: Chris_MA (CHRIS_NH)
We can only hope that it’s your last shreds of dignity that are hiding in there - because they’re nowhere else to be found.


Hadn't thought of that, but it's a definite possibility. Hey, when your nut is slappin' against the back of your knee, pride goes right out the window.

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From: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#16]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Sparky [#3] 12 Dec 2017

That looks closer.

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From: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#17]
 12 Dec 2017
To: DO NOT CONGRATULATE (ELVIS) [#4] 12 Dec 2017

"Whatever you do, don't go to a doctor."

Exactly. It's only a nut. And I don't use 'em much anymore.

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From: Anser (ANSERMAN) [#18]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#17] 13 Dec 2017

I bet taking a scalpel to it will give you the answer you're looking for

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From: Sparky [#19]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#17] 13 Dec 2017

quote: Whatever (PROOF OF 80)
"Whatever you do, don't go to a doctor."

Exactly. It's only a nut. And I don't use 'em much anymore.


Mine wasn't painful, but it went from normal size to a baseball in a month. I had to get to a doctor while I could still walk. Didn't want bodily fluids staying there forever.

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From: Luvpings [#20]
 12 Dec 2017
To: Whatever (PROOF OF 80) [#1] 13 Dec 2017

Is that you Johnny Knoxville?

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